the part of this conversation above the cut functions as both warning and summary.
Uhm. I have no excuse for this.
I ALSO HAVE NO REGRETS
torches: i want to use my "asuka langley shikinami is JUDGING ALL YOUR PORN" icon for this post but it's not actually indicative of the subject matter so i can't torches: sob torches: soon torches: i will find a use for this icon soon existence: XD existence: ASUKA WOULD existence: after all, porn needs a use, otherwise it's just filth. torches: asuka is totally an intellislasher existence: with some really filthy ships. existence: which she totally justifies as GUILTY PLEASURES or something existence: ...actually, did you see the holmes and watson as supernatural fanboys fic existence: I. I think Asuka would be holmes. torches: asuka writes gendo/fuyutsuki rps and posts it to 4ch/b/ under the alias "GiftoftheMagi" existence: ;lksd;gkls;ldgf;lskdf torches: also, NO, i didn't existence: http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/96032.html torches: also shikinami asuka, in DIAMETRIC OPPOSITION to sohryu asuka, would absolutely coerce rei into operating as her beta reader existence: ...... torches: rei would be like "i cannot see commander ikari doing these things to sub-commander fuyutsuki" torches: and asuka would just torches: rest her elbow on the table torches: all :|||||| torches: and go "so what would be more in-character for him, you think." torches: and then she'd stare at rei until she got bored and started playing a TRPG on her phone torches: and eventually rei would look at the paper in front of her, look at asuka, and start adding editing notes to it torches: and asuka would smile torches: and later she'd feed rei some of shinji's miso soup as a reward. existence: zlfjsdlkfjsdlkj torches: then the next day kaji strolls in with a printout in his hand and hands it to misato over lunch and gets a faceful of nerv cafeteria beef bowl for his trolling torches: misato hands it to ritsuko with a note about division of labor and to do better at eliminating downtime for her staff torches: maya finds in on ritsuko's desk while cross-filing some paperwork torches: for the next week and a half, fuyutsuki has no idea why everyone at NERV keeps stammering and leaving the room when he enters torches: he thought he'd done very well at presenting a much more approachable face to NERV management than gendo, he prided himself on being likable torches: finally, he mentions this to gendo torches: gendo just hands him the printout torches: it doesn't register on fuyutsuki until later that gendo handed it back to him with corrections made to it in red pen torches: pointing out errors in address and blocking mistakes existence: .....sddddf;lkd;fk existence: i existence: i may be weeping slightly existence: just existence: gendo, corrections torches: rei finds fuyutsuki later in one of the vending alcoves, his head in his hands and the prinout beside him torches: picks it up, goes "ah" and tells fuyutsuki to thank commander ikari on her behalf, she never would have thought of those things torches: and then hands it back to asuka after plug synch testing ends that day. torches: asuka gets kensuke to convince a fujoshi friend of his to sell a doujin version of it with expansions and revisions at that year's comiket torches: shinji eventually enters this picture by stupidly googling his name with the filters turned off torches: finds fanart of fuyutsuki taking it up the butt from his dad torches: misato comes home to find him in the bathroom, puking till he's just heaving air torches: and he can't bring himself to tell her what happened, so shinji spends a week getting re-examined by ritsuko's staff until they're convinced nothing's wrong. torches: unfortunately shinji is too busy being poked to remember to clear his browser cache and asuka being asuka she finds the record of it in his history torches: and can't speak to him for a day without bursting into uncontrollable laughter. existence: ahahahahaha existence: i torches: i don't even know where that came from, all right existence: i don't know either, but i think you now have an excuse to to use that icon existence: because I need to show this log to other pepole existence: or. something. because. wow.